{"id":676,"date":"2019-01-28T23:30:30","date_gmt":"2019-01-28T23:30:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/machgrell.ch\/?p=676"},"modified":"2019-01-28T23:32:23","modified_gmt":"2019-01-28T23:32:23","slug":"erwachen_alessandro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/machgrell.ch\/?p=676","title":{"rendered":"erwachen_alessandro"},"content":{"rendered":"
the stupidest things:<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
– your mother math jokes<\/div>\n
– your mother (times infinity)<\/div>\n
– invisible umbrellas<\/div>\n
– a hat bigger than a face (cowboy)<\/div>\n
– calling your burger restaurant \u201eholy cow\u201c<\/div>\n
– being smarter than everybody (they say: \u201eif you\u2018re the smartest guy in the room, you\u2018re in the wrong room\u201c – that SUCKS)<\/div>\n
– \u201ework hard play hard\u201c<\/div>\n
– eating paper instead of icecream<\/div>\n
– giving life advice on instagram stories<\/div>\n
– giving life advice during smalltalk<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
please don\u2018t eat me.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

the stupidest things: – your mother math jokes – your mother (times infinity) – invisible umbrellas – a hat bigger than a face (cowboy) – calling your burger restaurant \u201eholy cow\u201c – being smarter than everybody (they say: \u201eif you\u2018re the smartest guy in the room, you\u2018re in the wrong room\u201c – that SUCKS) – … erwachen_alessandro<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-676","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-erwachen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/machgrell.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/676","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/machgrell.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/machgrell.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/machgrell.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/machgrell.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=676"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/machgrell.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/676\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":680,"href":"https:\/\/machgrell.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/676\/revisions\/680"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/machgrell.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=676"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/machgrell.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=676"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/machgrell.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=676"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}