erwachen_alessandro

the stupidest things:

– your mother math jokes
– your mother (times infinity)
– invisible umbrellas
– a hat bigger than a face (cowboy)
– calling your burger restaurant „holy cow“
– being smarter than everybody (they say: „if you‘re the smartest guy in the room, you‘re in the wrong room“ – that SUCKS)
– „work hard play hard“
– eating paper instead of icecream
– giving life advice on instagram stories
– giving life advice during smalltalk

please don‘t eat me.